Hi Trey, this is your bike. We really need to spend some more quality time together. I miss those days when I was your priority and we had so much one on one time to share our thoughts and dreams. Please come back to me, we can make this year the best ever!
Trey...this is your water bottle...I miss you. I miss feeling your lips, your hands squeezing me. You used to spend so much time with me. Tucking me in tightly to my bottle cage...like you cared about me and my safety. What happened? Did I dribble too much? Get stinky? Please come back to me.
Hi Trey, This is your saddle, i promise i didn't mean it when i said i didn't recognize your butt. It's really not big, i take it all back...all i want is for us to get back together...really, i love happy "endings"!