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To continue to have fun while running

Pope Jan did a fitness workout: This evening I tried ...

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injured Call me castrati 00:45

This evening I tried out the unicycle that a fictional bearded, obese man allegedly left for me under our Winter Solstice conifer. It was amusing at first. Then somewhat frustrating. And increasingly painful. Luckily all I hurt was my pride. Though I crushed my testicles on numerous occasions. The front of my new lime-green unicycle bears a picture of a dodo. Now I know how they went extinct. The good news is that I have found a soprano for the choir. I just hope Mrs. Pope isn't desirous of conjugal relations in the next few months.

  • Steve
    Steve

    There is more than one way to skin a cat, Castrati....enjoy the choir practice.

    over 4 years ago Like2 people

  • Jimmie R.
    Jimmie R.

    Yep, that's why I got rid of mine.

    over 4 years ago Like1 person

  • Heather
    Heather

    Did you get hallucinogenics for Christmas?

    over 4 years ago Like1 person

  • Diane V.
    Diane V.

    Most...awesome...post. We need pictures!

    over 4 years ago Like1 person

  • Pope Jan
    Pope Jan

    I ... already ... posted ... one !

    over 4 years ago Like2 people

  • Jo Ellen
    Jo Ellen

    I am trying to get a visual and can't. I hate that I can't see your pics! Grrrrrr

    over 4 years ago Like1 person

  • Pope Jan
    Pope Jan

    Go to my profile page, Jo Ellen. You should see it at the top. Unfortunately, the DM powers-that-be are still refusing to answer my e-mails.

    over 4 years ago Like

  • Diane V.
    Diane V.

    Thanks for posting the pic - love it! Sucks that your stuff still isn't posting in the feed unless you call it a workout :(.

    over 4 years ago Like

  • Gozling
    Gozling

    can you fap on that thing? now that would be talent!!

    over 4 years ago Like