Steve ran: Some battles are won ...

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  • 9 miles
  • 01:09 time
  • 07:21 pace
  • 883 calories
  • 0 ft climb
  • 0 max hr
  • 0 avg hr
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great The Battle of Nine Mile 9.36 mi 01:09 07:21 pace

Some battles are won easily and others leave a trail of death...but these are the battles that become immortal. It started out with each mile an easy victory but the closer I came to the destination, the harder fought the war became. Every step became an adversary and every breath felt as though it could be my last. My nipples led their own fiery rebellion against me and the rubbing of my shorts against my skin soon joined forces with the upstart tits. I waged onward praying to the Norse Gods to let loose with thunderbolts to smite my enemies and unleash droplets of rain to cool the embers that were burning through my skull. No repreive was was as if I was to be tested on this day. Somehow I persevered and I now sit in my kitchen quenching my thirst with the magical waters of my faucet. Drops of rain are now beginning to fall from the sky to put out the fires on the bodies that I wreaked havoc on in my wake as I played role of grim reaper. So...anyway, it was a pretty tough run. My body hurts and body glide will be applied before the next run. Hope everyone had a great weekend.