- Miles:
- 4819 total / 1671 in 2013
- Goal:
In 2013, I hope to establish a puppet regime and infiltrate a drug cartel (done) while maintaining my weekly mileage.
Larry i just looked up the ...
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I just looked up the weather for the 50k and it is clear with a high of 57. Now I gotta take the mini taper seriously. So, entertain me bitches! I need to be distracted so I don't go looking for my shoes.
Porn? Alcohol? Drugs?
about 1 year ago • Like
That's my baseline. I need extra!
about 1 year ago • Like • 2 people
I am trying to find a band for our wedding. Two person accustic band. Great vocals and talented. Start searching!!!! Oh and put together a bachelorette party proposal. Enjoy.
about 1 year ago • Like • 1 person
Sarah, I got scared and thought maybe you were asking Larry to sing at your wedding...
about 1 year ago • Like • 2 people
I was curious where that was going.
about 1 year ago • Like
I knew I impress you with my arsenal of skills, but you will be amazed to know that I can't sing and I am the male Elaine Benes.
about 1 year ago • Like • 1 person
we need shaky cam. ladies lift your shirts
about 1 year ago • Like • 1 person
I could use a maid
about 1 year ago • Like
Sh Sh Sh Sh Shaaaaaaaky cam!
about 1 year ago • Like
@Liane This is about my needs!
about 1 year ago • Like
You could combine a couple of these suggestions and make it really worth your while: be a maid while under the influence of alcohol and good porn playing in the background and ladies watching you with their shirts lifted!
about 1 year ago • Like • 1 person
This is going better than I thought.
about 1 year ago • Like
Team effort here!
about 1 year ago • Like
The race is not until Saturday. You guys may want to hydrate and grab a Gu.
about 1 year ago • Like
Lmao
about 1 year ago • Like