Miles:
9209 total / 2061 in 2014
Goal:

In 2013, I hope to establish a puppet regime and infiltrate a drug cartel (done) while maintaining my weekly mileage.

Larry i just looked up the ...

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I just looked up the weather for the 50k and it is clear with a high of 57. Now I gotta take the mini taper seriously. So, entertain me bitches! I need to be distracted so I don't go looking for my shoes.

  • Jen R.
    Jen R.

    Porn? Alcohol? Drugs?

    over 2 years ago Like

  • Larry
    Larry

    That's my baseline. I need extra!

    over 2 years ago Like2 people

  • Sarah N.
    Sarah N.

    I am trying to find a band for our wedding. Two person accustic band. Great vocals and talented. Start searching!!!! Oh and put together a bachelorette party proposal. Enjoy.

    over 2 years ago Like1 person

  • Jen R.
    Jen R.

    Sarah, I got scared and thought maybe you were asking Larry to sing at your wedding...

    over 2 years ago Like2 people

  • Larry
    Larry

    I was curious where that was going.

    over 2 years ago Like

  • Larry
    Larry

    I knew I impress you with my arsenal of skills, but you will be amazed to know that I can't sing and I am the male Elaine Benes.

    over 2 years ago Like1 person

  • Flat Lori
    Flat Lori

    we need shaky cam. ladies lift your shirts

    over 2 years ago Like1 person

  • Liana K.
    Liana K.

    I could use a maid

    over 2 years ago Like

  • Larry
    Larry

    Sh Sh Sh Sh Shaaaaaaaky cam!

    over 2 years ago Like

  • Larry
    Larry

    @Liane This is about my needs!

    over 2 years ago Like

  • Anne B.
    Anne B.

    You could combine a couple of these suggestions and make it really worth your while: be a maid while under the influence of alcohol and good porn playing in the background and ladies watching you with their shirts lifted!

    over 2 years ago Like1 person

  • Larry
    Larry

    This is going better than I thought.

    over 2 years ago Like

  • Jen R.
    Jen R.

    Team effort here!

    over 2 years ago Like

  • Larry
    Larry

    The race is not until Saturday. You guys may want to hydrate and grab a Gu.

    over 2 years ago Like

  • Johna M.
    Johna M.

    Lmao

    over 2 years ago Like