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Bike Ninjas vs. Bike Jedi - What's the diff?

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What is the difference between a bike ninja and a bike jedi knight? Give me your ideas. A new video may be in the works.

  • While I am pondering this one, here is a video showing the battle between a classic ninja and Jedi:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcXHeT1mxRE

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  • Bike Jedi's are rejected bike ninja's. Ninja's are the coolest thing ever ( no matter what color your mask is! )

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  • Lights.

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  • Bike Jedi's are wimps who are afraid of adverse weather and only cycle in NICE weather.. They train indoors on things called "Trainer Baby's".
    Bike Ninja's have gone to the dark side. They have been presented with their black balaclavas as a sign of their supremacy in cycling all year round no matter the conditions
    As a Ninja progresses he (or She) obtains the Yellow tinted galsses so that they can see clearly in the low light when they are at their most formidable.
    A bike Jedi hates getting dirty and will avoid riding if the road is wet or dirty as it may spoil their appearance
    A Bike Ninja thrives in these conditions and knows that dirt can be removed and made clean again
    A Bike Jedi will wear fresh clothes for every ride
    A Bike Ninja knows that on each ride they will get sweaty so why change clothes? A good Bike Ninja will wear the same clothing for at least 3 days and his partner will be pleased as it reduces the washing they are required to do to please their NINJA
    Bike Jedi's will call for assistance or a lift home if they get a flat
    A Bike Ninja will know how to change a tube or have a tactic for getting back home unaided due to their training
    NEVER a JEDI ALWAYS A NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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