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Kelly P.
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Cycling Slogans.

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I'm trying to design some new gear for our group rides this year. I'm looking for some clever slogans or sayings. I've got these so far:

Those That Can, Do; Those That Can’t, Drive Cars.
Grasp life by the handlebars.
Biking gets me places
Sit on your butt and do something
Burn Fat not Oil
Bikers have single track minds
Mud, Sweat, Gears
Pedal the Metal
I hope you have a big trunk, cuz I’m putting my bike in it
This vehicle runs on alternative fuel
38 miles per burrito
Cycling: Cheaper than a therapist
Mountain bikers keep their heads in the clouds
Helmet hair is sexy
Cycling is how I Roll
My life is a Blur

I like the last one. Short (easy to write on a jersey).

Any other clever people out there? Thanks DM friends.

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  • Bryce H.
    Bryce H. Sendmail

    Keep the Rubber Side Down

    answered 4 months ago |Report

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  • Karyn S.
    Karyn S. Sendmail

    Haha these are great. I especially like the last two, 'mud, sweat, gears' and the trunk one. Don't have any cleverness to add of my own, but I thought I'd show my appreciation of the ones you have so far :)

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  • Rob K.
    Rob K. Sendmail

    Saw this the other day...

    "Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles."

    I also like how Niner bikes have "Pedal, damn it!" printed on the top-tube behind the headset.

    answered 3 months ago |edited 3 months ago |Report

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  • Aaron G.
    Aaron G. Sendmail

    more applicable to the lady mtn bikers here: on the steep climbs, we say "boobs to the tube"

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  • Kevin M.
    Kevin M. Sendmail

    Put the fun between your legs
    Cyclist know all the best cake shops
    Beer is carbohydrate

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  • Andrea P.
    Andrea P. Sendmail

    My bike is my psychiatrist.

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  • G-Bones
    G-Bones Sendmail

    Ride it like you stole it !

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